More Google Analytics fun

Searches used to find my blog include:

• tubgirl virus
• how to fix a squeaky bed
• dishwasher leaving black specks on everything
• how do you know if someone deleted you from aim buddy list
• forklift woman tshirt
• and the most disturbing: baby oiled men rub down

Top 3 non-google referrals:
3) Devin's blog (thanks much, Devin)
2) My Facebook profile (thanks, me)
1) A search at icerocket.com for 'sex with animals' (gross)

Top page for content?
'Google Analytics Keyword WTF'
(but that could just be because I included the tag 'sex with animals', once again making bestiality the main draw for this blog)

(work.)

Google Analytics keyword WTF

Recently the site has seen about a tenfold increase in traffic coming in from people searching for stuff. Fortunately, I have Google Analytics, which can tell me exactly what people were searching for when they found this blog. Most of the searches involve away messages for Facebook, but some of the others...are a little off. Check this out:
Frisky ferret dildo?! Why, God, Why?!

I haven't used these words together before, but separately? Sure:
Frisky - "The printer is frisky, needs sex" - I accidentally told a guy that a printer was horny
Ferret - "AHHHHH FERRET CAGE!" - in reference to the Most Hated Smell pen project
Dildo -"a purple dildo dipped in paint" - the only writing utensil more embarrassing than a pink princess pen

But, to date, I've never used those words together. At least, not until now, which means one thing: I've got the "frisky ferret dildo" search locked down.

(not actually on AIM 'cause the computer's sick.)

Other interesting searches that got someone here:

• "funny boob away messages" - because tits are hilarious...?
• "how to write sweet messages for my girlfriend" - you found the wrong place, buddy
• "dreams of water while sleeping" - from the guy who just searched for "best laundry detergent to get pee out of bed sheets"
• "show your titts blog" - I have yet to post a picture of an exposed breast, but if someone were to offer one...